{"id":207,"date":"2023-09-06T17:17:53","date_gmt":"2023-09-06T17:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/?p=207"},"modified":"2024-06-07T22:25:11","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T22:25:11","slug":"6-sep-23-corporate-witchcraft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/2023\/09\/06\/6-sep-23-corporate-witchcraft\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Sep 23: Corporate Witchcraft"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

yeah I close deals and<\/em> coffins<\/p>\n\n\n

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\ud83d\udc76\ud83c\udffb baby watch \ud83d\udc40 me break \ud83d\udc94 these commas \ud83d\udcb8 at the mall \ud83d\udecd\ufe0f
watch nano \ud83e\udd16 open portals \ud83c\udf00 at the truey store \ud83c\udfec
play \ud83c\udfae like you love \ud83d\udc96 me
who tf \ud83e\udd37 take me for \ud83e\udd14
i been said \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f i wanna die \ud83d\udc80
don’t want my life \ud83c\udf0d no more \ud83d\udeab<\/p>\n\n\n

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jigsaw \ud83e\udde9
big sparks \u26a1\ufe0f
bitch \ud83d\udc29 I’ll come \ud83d\udd1c for you
don’t try \ud83d\udeab and run \ud83c\udfc3 too far \ud83c\udf0c
just find out \ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f what this choppa \ud83d\ude81
do I’m hopping out ward \ud83c\udfe5
they shoulda never \u274c let me loose \ud83e\udd81<\/p>\n\n\n

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<\/em>all white coat \u26aa\ufe0f\ud83e\udde5
trade it for some fuckin true \ud83d\udc56\ud83d\udd04
all black fit \u26ab\ufe0f\ud83d\udc55
something like the babbadook \ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc79
me and your god \ud83d\ude4f don’t mix \ud83d\udeab\ud83d\udd04
somethin bout my combat boots \ud83d\udc62\ud83d\udca5
i think I’m rotten \ud83c\udf42 to my fuckin roots \ud83c\udf33
bae \ud83d\ude18 I’m dying \ud83d\udc80 in my fuckin room \ud83d\udeaa\ud83c\udf0c<\/p>\n\n\n

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overworked engineer inside a Physical Docker Container sending a message up the PubSub queue to the CEO at his extremely big Jupyter Notebook Tablet Device that reads my words out-loud as a overly stylised feminine version of a running sum of the company’s last five secretaries: CEO can we pwease just ask skudgeworld to license sourcey-worcey to us? *dog farting* i dont think my drug dealer sells Skudge, man <\/p>\n\n\n

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CEO: i will instruct the the AI bot to make the skudgeworld dont worry, now, i dont know how to install Celery Man, you said last week you would find the instructions, why was this not done yet?

engineer: brb having my period

*the next morning at the big demo*

Client: we were expecting something more *hmm* skudge-y. PASS!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OH NO MY ROBUX!!!


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Feel like I made it, waited all my life
Everybody rollin’ tryna feel alive
Can’t take it with ya, blow it all tonight
All tonight, blow it all tonight
Cup full of liquor, got the key to life
Came from the bottom, now my money right
Can’t take it with ya, blow it all tonight
All tonight, blow it all tonight<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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