{"id":1821,"date":"2024-10-08T06:15:57","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T06:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/?p=1821"},"modified":"2024-10-28T23:08:44","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T23:08:44","slug":"queef-quiescent-fluctuation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/2024\/10\/08\/queef-quiescent-fluctuation\/","title":{"rendered":"queef: Quiescent Fluctuation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">yes, a Chaotic Quiescent Flux, or just &#8220;Queef&#8221; does indeed open a portal *inside* the hooha of a witch<br><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"680\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-07-at-22.46.02-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1830\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-07-at-22.46.02-1.png 680w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-07-at-22.46.02-1-242x300.png 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">farting and queefing, as defined by jet flow physics: <br><br>FART: If the jet is coming out of a long cylindrical tube, one expects an axially symmetric \ufb02ow, and <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"997\" src=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.26-1024x997.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1870\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.26-1024x997.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.26-300x292.png 300w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.26-768x748.png 768w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.26-1422x1385.png 1422w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.26-1074x1046.png 1074w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.26.png 1456w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>QUEEF: if the jet is exiting a large cavity through a small and thin ori\ufb01ce, a spherical symmetry is expected<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"292\" src=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32-1024x292.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32-1024x292.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32-300x86.png 300w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32-768x219.png 768w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32-1536x439.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32-1422x406.png 1422w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32-1074x307.png 1074w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-25-at-23.42.32.png 1569w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">so: can you trust a queef? yes! these sorts of jets have boundaries! farts, on the cuntrary are fluid entrapments, and should therefore *not* be trusted!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"490\" src=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.52-1-1024x490.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1874\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.52-1-1024x490.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Screenshot-2024-10-26-at-16.27.52-1-300x143.png 300w, 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