{"id":1592,"date":"2024-06-16T16:34:10","date_gmt":"2024-06-16T16:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2024-06-16T17:13:40","modified_gmt":"2024-06-16T17:13:40","slug":"%d1%89-styxwitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/2024\/06\/16\/%d1%89-styxwitch\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0429: styxwitch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>the world is not actually run by anyone at all. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/c2b7676601f84ec69c761be8da939032.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/c2b7676601f84ec69c761be8da939032.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/c2b7676601f84ec69c761be8da939032-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/c2b7676601f84ec69c761be8da939032-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/c2b7676601f84ec69c761be8da939032-360x360.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>however, six lesbian witches who stopped talking to each other 3000 years ago, somehow stitch things back together when it goes sour.<br><br>we are the styxwitches the bitches with the quick fixes :3<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"880\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/7d77e20fb8f1457697350736b81bff16-880x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/7d77e20fb8f1457697350736b81bff16-880x1024.jpg 880w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/7d77e20fb8f1457697350736b81bff16-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/7d77e20fb8f1457697350736b81bff16-768x894.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/7d77e20fb8f1457697350736b81bff16.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 880px) 100vw, 880px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>it&#8217;s a lizard person conspiracy theory yes yes this is true<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the world is not actually run by anyone at all. however, six lesbian witches who stopped talking to each other 3000 years ago, somehow stitch things back together when it goes sour. we are the styxwitches the bitches with the quick fixes :3 it&#8217;s a lizard person conspiracy theory yes yes this is true<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1598,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-magick","wpcat-7-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1592"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1602,"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions\/1602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.butterflyscythe.com\/jinx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}